hey i get the stuff! its just that the stuff tends to be uh cursed???
[ it's awful, he ran out of fingers upon which to count the sweet, sweet loot (and cities) he's had to wreck to prevent it from, like, destroying the world. ]
wouuuuuuuuuuuld you believe i found it by cross referencing third century trade routes with ancient maritime journals and that i pulled it up from an old wreckage in the red sea?? oh and there were pirates. there's always pirates.
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cursed???
[ it's awful, he ran out of fingers upon which to count the sweet, sweet loot (and cities) he's had to wreck to prevent it from, like, destroying the world. ]
wouuuuuuuuuuuld you believe i found it by cross referencing third century trade routes with ancient maritime journals and that i pulled it up from an old wreckage in the red sea?? oh and there were pirates. there's always pirates.