CUDDLR - Made for him by Gaige :| The first couple hits will really confuse him, s o b

[drang]

Wolfgang Bogdanow* (28) German. Locksmith & boxman. LIKES: ladies, dudes, cheap beer, diamonds, explosions ( !!! ) Available for cuddles and "cuddles". Ask me about rocket launchers.

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FOR YES / A MATCH / A TICK
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FOR NO / A CROSS
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*will occasionally be changed to "God", but only while messaging April, so if you catch him during one of those times, you can swipe God. ur welcome.

Comments

[henleys]

hey i get the stuff! its just that the stuff tends to be uh
cursed???

[ it's awful, he ran out of fingers upon which to count the sweet, sweet loot (and cities) he's had to wreck to prevent it from, like, destroying the world. ]

wouuuuuuuuuuuld you believe i found it by cross referencing third century trade routes with ancient maritime journals and that i pulled it up from an old wreckage in the red sea?? oh and there were pirates. there's always pirates.

[drang]

all of it? you need less weird targets.

[ dude, just stick to diamonds, they're easy. ]

it sounds like bullshit, but i don't have a reason not to believe you, and you don't have a reason to lie to me, so, sure. your shit is too complicated.

[henleys]

i dont knowwwww the weird stuff is the fun stuff and i think youd have a great time theres high octane car chases and obstacle courses of death and guys shooting at you all the friggin time

[ nice try, but nobody wants easy, wolfgang. especially you. ]

i definitely would not lie to you

[drang]

the weird stuff is the shit that gets you killed. berlin doesn't have obstacle courses of death.

[ but plenty of guys shooting at you, tbh. but yeah, lbr, wolfgang would be all over that shit if he'd ever left his shit family. maybe that's the new goal now, seeing as berlin isn't going to be welcoming to him much longer, back home. ]

thats very sweet, nathan