CUDDLR - Made for him by Gaige :| The first couple hits will really confuse him, s o b

[drang]

Wolfgang Bogdanow* (28) German. Locksmith & boxman. LIKES: ladies, dudes, cheap beer, diamonds, explosions ( !!! ) Available for cuddles and "cuddles". Ask me about rocket launchers.

✓       ✕

FOR YES / A MATCH / A TICK
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

FOR NO / A CROSS
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

*will occasionally be changed to "God", but only while messaging April, so if you catch him during one of those times, you can swipe God. ur welcome.

Comments

[altarego]

She sounds delightful.

[ This place is so fucking weird. That's an honest compliment, though. ]

My mistake. I don't have any particular reason, it just seems like a much better topic than the weather. Please tell me you used your rocket launcher to open safes.

[drang]

She’s good. [ in his mind, that affirms a lot of things - she’s delightful, she’s fun, she’s a decent person (despite her violence), he likes her enough to seek out her company on his own. but that’s how it comes out: she’s good. wolfgang bogdanow seal of approval tbh.

and W O W. if he could, there would be a “satan, please” face going on so hard right here. you insult him. ] I don’t need shit like that to open safes.

It was for the dipshit that had to drill one for two hours, then got his panties in a twist when his diamonds weren’t there.

[altarego]

Cute. [ That isn't sarcastic. Being arrogant and talking about blowing a guy up with a rocket launcher? She's genuinely charmed. ]

So does that mean you're good with your hands?

[drang]

Cute? [ ...first time for everything, okay, sure. he'll take it. ]

In most things. Any one thing in particular?

[altarego]

Generating clean energy.

[ Aka touching people. She mostly just means touching people. That's what energy is here, right? ]

And yes, cute.

[drang]

Of course. Community service is just so rewarding.

[ nurr hurr hurr. ]

Sure. I'll take it. You're the second satan I've met here, you know.

[ because he did actually go read her profile and lol flirting with satan, awesome ]

[altarego]

It is when you do it right.

And really. Who was the first?

[ Ew, competition. ]

[drang]

It's all in technique. Nimble fingers help too.

The other. She goes by April sometimes too.

[ so he's pretty sure she's not actually satan. not sure about luci here. ]

this is the slowest brewing hookup in history but i'm goin for it and you can't stop me

[altarego]

I think I've seen her around. But if we're being completely honest, I'm more interested in your nimble fingers than your other devils.