CUDDLR - Made for him by Gaige :| The first couple hits will really confuse him, s o b

[drang]

Wolfgang Bogdanow* (28) German. Locksmith & boxman. LIKES: ladies, dudes, cheap beer, diamonds, explosions ( !!! ) Available for cuddles and "cuddles". Ask me about rocket launchers.

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FOR YES / A MATCH / A TICK
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FOR NO / A CROSS
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*will occasionally be changed to "God", but only while messaging April, so if you catch him during one of those times, you can swipe God. ur welcome.

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aight done

[drang]

[ taking a moment to go back and read through this thing, hold on. 'boxman' 'diamonds' 'explosions', but mostly 'cheap beer'.

oh.

god freaking dammit, gaige. he should really care more when she starts messing with his stuff. welp, whatever, we're here now. ]

They fit well in BMW trunks. Who are you?

LAUGHS

[altarego]

[ Oh, this is good. ]

Charming.

I'm someone who's curious about rocket launchers, clearly. Do you have a BMW?

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[drang]

[ charming is his middle name ok (no, it's super not) ]

What for? At home, yes. An old one. They're more common in Europe.

[ he's not hot shit for owning a BMW like he might be in the US, and since she mentioned it he figures she's American. Most people here he's met are American. It's weird. ]

[altarego]

[ She would be super offended by that assumption. Sort of. ]

For storing rocket launchers. Keep up.

Who wrote your profile?

[drang]

I meant what are you curious about rocket launchers for. [ u gonna blow a bitch up, gurl? because trunk-RPGs are ur jam for that, ok, A++ would recommend ]

Gaige. Red hair, metal arm. Girl I hooked up with after she broke a bench at city hall. [ which might explain a bit about his profile being so excited about explosions and things that cause explosions. and also say something about wolfgang's taste. ]

[altarego]

She sounds delightful.

[ This place is so fucking weird. That's an honest compliment, though. ]

My mistake. I don't have any particular reason, it just seems like a much better topic than the weather. Please tell me you used your rocket launcher to open safes.

[drang]

She’s good. [ in his mind, that affirms a lot of things - she’s delightful, she’s fun, she’s a decent person (despite her violence), he likes her enough to seek out her company on his own. but that’s how it comes out: she’s good. wolfgang bogdanow seal of approval tbh.

and W O W. if he could, there would be a “satan, please” face going on so hard right here. you insult him. ] I don’t need shit like that to open safes.

It was for the dipshit that had to drill one for two hours, then got his panties in a twist when his diamonds weren’t there.

[altarego]

Cute. [ That isn't sarcastic. Being arrogant and talking about blowing a guy up with a rocket launcher? She's genuinely charmed. ]

So does that mean you're good with your hands?

[drang]

Cute? [ ...first time for everything, okay, sure. he'll take it. ]

In most things. Any one thing in particular?

[altarego]

Generating clean energy.

[ Aka touching people. She mostly just means touching people. That's what energy is here, right? ]

And yes, cute.

[drang]

Of course. Community service is just so rewarding.

[ nurr hurr hurr. ]

Sure. I'll take it. You're the second satan I've met here, you know.

[ because he did actually go read her profile and lol flirting with satan, awesome ]

[altarego]

It is when you do it right.

And really. Who was the first?

[ Ew, competition. ]

[drang]

It's all in technique. Nimble fingers help too.

The other. She goes by April sometimes too.

[ so he's pretty sure she's not actually satan. not sure about luci here. ]

this is the slowest brewing hookup in history but i'm goin for it and you can't stop me

[altarego]

I think I've seen her around. But if we're being completely honest, I'm more interested in your nimble fingers than your other devils.